The Adventures of Hugh Part Two: Robot Boogaloo 2

2. In which Hugh regrets his escape

“Goodbye, Ted.” Haha, I crack myself up sometimes. I mean, I don’t even know the guy’s name, and I call him Ted! All while he’s struggling with a paradox that may not even be paradoxical! Oh, no, back up there, Hugh. Didn’t he say something about disks burning? Oh... my...

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I could really go for a muffin. Oh, Lucy, why did I ever leave you? That’s right, they were breeding me so that they could kill me. If only they could understand the artful torment of my life. No more regrets, Hugh. They shall taste the muffin called revenge!