1. In which Hugh escapes
Hello, Hugh. I haven’t seen you in... ever, really. Welcome to the unexitable exit. We call it this because on the off chance that someone tries to leave, their disks would be burned, if you know what I mean.
I don’t. Funny you should mention leaving. In fact, I have permission from the top to go far, far away, for... um, exploratory research.
Let’s see. Nope. Not on the list. No one is, Hugh.
I see. If being right is wrong, then can anyone ever be right?
Ooooooohhhhhh. Wait... this is a paradox. I’ve heard of these.... Argh!