Above the unfathomable depths of the blue behemoth known as the ocean, I set sail for an undetermined destination, chasing dreams as big as the waves. No crew to throw me overboard, I had just my trusty vessel, so aptly named Luna Sea. Yet no crazed ambition crossed my mind, just a healthy thirst for adventure, quenched only by the salty breeze.
And on that fateful night, what should come above the horizon but a monster, never seen by eyes to tell the tale. Gigantic beyond comparison, its yellow skin blinded me.
“Mom! I told you I hate rubber duckies!”