I could see the light at the end of the tunnel. No description could adequately express my delight at that moment, my apologies to any writers who wish to tell my story one day. A fascinating tale, one of suspense and derring do, but at that moment my troubles threatened to jeopardize my safe return. I had woken up, dazed, surrounded by the dreams of spelunkers worldwide. It had taken me days to reach the light. At last, as it approached my stumbling legs, I collapsed. Wait, it approached?
“Hello! Have you seen the end to this tunnel? I’m trapped!”