Well, this is certainly an irksome situation. I’ve been searching for this guy, his name is irrelevant, for the longest time. He told me he’d be in this general vicinity, but lo and friggin’ behold, not a clue as to his whereabouts. Somehow I think he’s avoiding me, but I can’t fathom why. I don’t even know why I wanted to find him in the first place! What’s a guy to do, meandering around namby pamby with a dumb look on his face, searching for someone who may or may not even exist? Worst game of hide and seek, ever.