“Oh boy, today is my big day. I’m glad I already know why it’s my big day. It would be difficult for people if it was left intentionally vague. Anyway, I should get going. Don’t want to be late. Oh no, I haven’t been listening to my boss! Maybe if I nod, she’ll understand. Okay, finally safe. Ow! Why do I have this uncanny ability to trip on flat pavement? Yikes, there’s my elevator! Hello, sir. What’s that? You were just saying hi, and you didn’t want a high five? This is going to be a long ride into space"