Crazy is not an adverb.

 Sorry for going MIA this past week, but I've been so busy doing nothing that I've neglected my writing a tad. To make up for it, I'll post a few stories today that I've thought up over the holidays.

You might call me crazy, but leave the cats alone. They are personable and very normal. Sure, I might have more than average, but what’s wrong with a little company? They need me, you hear? Look at Fluffy there, mewling away for my attention. Would you dare to deprive her of my tender love and gentle care? Oh my! Take a gander at Paws over there. He’s hacking up a hairball, or so I think. Here, let me get my spectacles...ho! I was right. Now tell me you think I’m crazy. Oh wait, you can’t. Apocalypses are so lonely, Fluffy.