Wow, the water is red!
Ah, you’re right. Do you know the story behind this bloody tide? Come closer. Long ago, a man proposed to his beloved here. Such happiness. Yet, no love is perfect, and soon the woman strayed. The man, enraged, brought her here again. Blinded by anger, he lifted a knife, only to have another plunged into his back by the woman. Even now, his blood flows through these waters, eternally betrayed.
What a fascinating story. Although, you could have just said it was an algal bloom.
Remind me never to take you to the beach, okay?