“I just found it really fascinating, you know? The whole idea that the brain is simply responding to a relativistic array of stimuli and adapting accordingly. It really sheds a new light on our perspective on sight, pardon the pun. Gwahahaha!”
Ugh. Does this guy never stop? It’s just a standard maintenance check, not a friggin’ college seminar. Perhaps the silent treatment will work...
“I guess I’ve just got an “eye” for funny! Snort.”
“Wait. I can’t see.”
“Hey man, don’t scare me like this.”
“No, really, I’m blind.”
“Well, that’s why I brought a flashlight!”