"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream..."
"If you sing that song one more time, I swear I will scream. Stop making the boat spin so much. Go left."
"Merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream."
"Now we're turning right! Do you even know how to use a paddle? Give it to me. Look, now I'm all wet."
"Near, far, wherever you are..."
"Shut up! You never told me there would be rapids. I hate thoooooooose! I want to get out of this boat. My pants are soaked."
"What do you say, Tower of Terror next?"